Hello

mood

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

m–ood:

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

goaliesarethebest:

homopower:
I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.
I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

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aregrettablehullabaloo:

celestial-naiad:
mattheuphonium:
toostoked:
art
This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen
I’m sobbing
I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.
This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

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ass-tria:

lunastres:
barfyscorpion:
wildarcy:
i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7^th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19^th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.
here’s the whole t hing for anyone interested
“Atimetus got me pregnant”

the-privateer:

snoot-snoot-toot:
saladsaladnovski:
head-in-the-bubbles:
haroldhutchinsofficial:
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
invader zim filmed this
Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob
that context makes is 10000X funnier

strabius-strawberry:

catchymemes:
George-Washington.zip
Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

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little-niggah-sugar:

hi-def-doritos:
amityravenclawelf:
dragonpuppies:
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?
Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.
Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.
Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

thatsthat24:

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